Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells

This is a movie that every bit of the script is awesome! English humor I think is the best. The story is so well weaved and each character is so rich and well put in its place. I hope more movies are to come such as this one. Jesus! you can choke a million viewers from laughing by watching this movie so before you choke, continue reading to get the audio/video clips from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells.

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• "Ass ticklers faggot's fan club" (436.2K)(9518.1K)


• "Do you understand? Because if you don't, I'll kill you!" (184.6K)(3915.8K)


• "Fuck it Nick, I think I will keep it"(351.6K)(5298.2K)


• "Fucking northern monkeys" (613.6K)(10447.9K)


• "I think you are Nick the Greek" (427.4K)(6266.5K)


• "If the milk turns out to be sour..."(70.2K)(887.3K)


• "Let's sort the buyers from the spyers"(80.6K)(2209.7K)


• "Nobel peace prize winners" (191.6K)(9279.0K)


• "These are not stolen only not been paid for" (485.5K)(11499.0K)


• "We grow copious amount of ganja" (376.9K)(6960.9K)


• "Where did you get these, a fucking museum?"(120.1K)(2770.4K)


• "Yeh invitations" (89.4K)(1347.6K)


• "You can get a gold plated Rolls Royce"(171.1K)(3061.7K)


• "You have to look past the hair" (103.2K) (1818.8K)